And employed she is. Baby girl doesn't just write scripts, though. She writes books, too. Well, one book as of press time. For Her!
Getting people to have sex with you is like exercise: when you're doing it all the time it feels super easy and fills you with endorphins, but if you stop for a couple of months it's basically impossible to start again. We've all had dry spells, but what does it feel like when you find yourself in a period of involuntary celibacy for months or even years? Does it help you achieve a monk-like state of zen, forcing you to focus your finite energies on more wholesome activities? Or does it just turn you into a serial cry-wanker spending consecutive days on your sofa swiping right on everything with a pulse?
Photo via Wikimedia Commons. This weekend, Charlie Chaplin, a man whose face you know and movies you don't, would have celebrated his th birthday. Though no birth certificate for the British film icon has ever been found, it's generally accepted that he was born on April 16, Celebrities' birthdays are completely irrelevant, yet many have noted that the beloved Aries entered the world just four days before another toothbrush-mustached famous person: Adolf Hitler. Although Chaplin's ridiculous facial hair came with a sense for slapstick, the pair are often compared, and not just because the " tyrannical director " satirized the tyrannical dictator in a film.
For a while, Brian just stood there, as if letting his genitals soak in the autumnal air. Tentatively, the boy wrapped a hand around his shaft and started to stroke up and down. Eyes bulging out of her head, Melinda realized that Brian wasnt there to pee.
He was there to jack off. She watched, entranced, as his pumping became more pronounced.